eli, traded my gender for omniscience, English & español
i did it i made the joke am i funny now
anyway hi, my name is eli ! my pronouns r she/her n im (unfortunately) canonically british (god had to give me at least one character flaw).
i speak english n im learning spanish so. feel free to yammer at me in those.
Theres a lot of condensation. I wanted to make something like a coaster, but for a couple cups that my team and I can use. Luckily I have a laminator, and well. I didnt want it to be plain
HOW AN INSPECTOR CALLS CHARACTERS WOULD REACT TO YOU COMING OUT AS GAY
( GN ! READER )
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SHEILA 💍 :
" oh ? me too 🥰 "
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ERIC 🍻 :
" sorry did i hear you right , i'm a bit squiffy is all ; you're gay ? " a few awkward glances pass , like he's trying to figure out what to say next- " i hate gay people 😡😡 get out of my sight !!! "
— gerald makes a nod of apology
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| GERALD 🏳️🌈 :
" spiffing , me and eric were planning on going to pride this year , want to come ? 🥳 "
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| MR BIRLING 💸 :
" ew " [ there's a hint of pain in his voice ]
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| MRS BIRLING 👗 :
" ... . "
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| THE INSPECTOR 🔬 :
" i love the gays ,,, i'm a huge ally 😇 actually a bit of a homosexual myself ! " he gestures vaguely towards mr birling then shushes you ( politely ofc )
For every reblog this gets, I will send my sibling a picture of Will Wood until they are bisexual
For every reblog this gets, I will send my sibling a picture of Will Wood until they are bisexual
